I love this show but for some reason there's a collective of teenage girls that also watch it and pretty much butcher the fuck out of it with their hackney writing and BS plots that make absolutely no sense. Everyone has a teenage daughter that just happens to come to charming to join the club...I shit you not. These are the worst ones, the others ( Read more... )

For my first post since February, I went head-first into the Sons of Anarchy section of the pit o' doom and brought you these jewels.

( Sporkings behind this cut..... )

So I went through the first page (or so) of each section. It hurts, especially in Sons of Anarchy. Beware the stare of Mary Shaw Mary Sue.

( Of angsty Tigs and limp Sams... )

I found this little gem of a special badfic. Really, I tried to open up to all the OCs in my tiny Sons of Anarchy fandom. I did. Then I saw this thing that has 7, yes you read that right, 7 Mary-Sues and ya'll she named each one after a goddess. *head hit the desk and never made it back up*

( Except it did because it must spork )

After reading another user's spork (who's name won't be mentioned because I'm not sure if that breaks the rules), I decided to dive into the Pit, and look up some Sons of Anarchy bad!fic. Sporking is in bold.

( Sons of Anarchy bad!fic )

I love Sons of Anarchy on FX. Love, love, love it *points to icon* See the love? Anyways, like the previous sporker before me, I was so excited to see that the show got it's own little category in the Pit o' Doom. Imagine my horror when it was Mary Sue after Mary Sue after Mary Sue. The main guy is apparently just too much hotness. He already has a ( Read more... )

So, I really like that new show Sons of Anarchy. I was browsing ff.net the other day and saw that it had finally gotten its own category, so I poked my head in to see if there would be anything good to read.

There wasn't.

( Summaries and self-inserts ahoy! )